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Stupid Laws by State

Stupid Laws by State: compare 51 US states on 1 metric.

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51 states
Alabama- In Anniston, you may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street., - Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.+3
Alaska- Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities., - In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.+1
Arizona- Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs., - In Glendale, cars may not be driven in reverse.+3
Arkansas- A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise., - Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.+2
California- In Baldwin Park, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool., - In Blythe, you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.+2
Colorado- Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday., - In Cripple Creek, it is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.+1
Connecticut- A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak., - A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces.+2
Delaware- Delaware prohibits horse racing of any kind on Good Friday and Easter Sunday., - In Delaware it is illegal to get married on a dare.+1
District of Columbia- In Washington D., C.+5
Florida- In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing in a public place while clad in a swimsuit., - A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.+2
Georgia- In Acworth, all citizens must own a rake., - It is against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.+3
Hawaii- All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat., - Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.+2
Idaho- In Boise, residents may not fish from a giraffe's back., - In Idaho Falls, if you're 88 years of age or older, it's illegal for you to ride your motorcycle.+1
Illinois- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts., - According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".+1
Indiana- "Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal., - All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.+1
Iowa- A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public., - Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.+2
Kansas- In Kansas City, KS, saying the name "George Washington" without adding the phrase "blessed be his name," can land you with a fine of up to fifty cents., - In Lawrence, all cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.+1
Kentucky- In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year., - In Owensboro, a woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.+2
Louisiana- An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public., - Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault", while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault".+1
Maine- After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up., - In Augusta to stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.+2
Maryland- In Baltimore City, Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited., - One may not curse inside the city limits.+3
Massachusetts- Mourners at a wake may eat no more than three sandwiches., - In Boston, it is illegal to play the fiddle.+2
Michigan- A statute on the books since 1931 makes adultery a felony in this state.
Minnesota- A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband., - A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.+2
Mississippi- In Temperance, MS, you can't walk a dog without dressing it in diapers., - It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.+2
Missouri- In Excelsior Springs, hard objects may not be thrown by hand., Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.+4
Montana- It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail., - Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.+2
Nebraska- A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest., - A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.+2
Nevada- In Elko, everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask., - In Las Vegas, It's against the law to pawn your dentures.+2
New Hampshire- If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''., - New Hampshire law forbids you to…
New Jersey- Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street., - In Bernard’s Township, it is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".+2
New Mexico- A city council member in Albuquerque introduced a resolution a few years ago to ban Santa Claus from the city. The matter was defeated., - In Albuquerque, New Mexico it is illegal for cab drivers to reach out and pull potential customers into their cabs.+1
New York- A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting., - A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.+2
North Carolina- In Barber, fights between cats and dogs are prohibited., - Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.+2
North Dakota- In Fargo, one may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place., - In North Dakota it is illegal to keep an elk in a sandbox in your backyard.+1
Ohio- According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license., - In Bay Village, it is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.+1
Oklahoma- A City Ordinance in Oklahoma, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window., - In Ada, if you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.+1
Oregon- Dishes must drip dry., - In Hood River, juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.+3
Pennsylvania- A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling., - All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.+1
Rhode Island- In Providence, Rhode Island it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday., - In Scituate, Rhode Island it is illegal to keep a flock of chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park.+1
South Carolina- By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place., - Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.+2
South Dakota- Liquor stores can't sell alcoholic candy containing more than 0.5% alcohol by weight., - It is illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee- Driving is not to be done while asleep., - In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.+2
Texas- A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit., - A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours’ notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime t…
Utah- Birds have the right of way on all highways., - In Utah it is illegal to fish from horseback.+3
Vermont- The legislature created a law that prohibits outlawing solar collectors and clotheslines, listing both items as "energy devices based on renewable resources. |"
Virginia- Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween., - In Culpeper, no one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.+3
Washington- All lollipops are banned., - In the state of Washington it's illegal to catch a fish by throwing a rock at it.+3
West Virginia- According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag., - In Alderson, one may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.+3
Wisconsin- At one time, margarine was illegal., - Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license. Making Limburger cheese requires a master cheese maker's license.+3
Wyoming- Cheyenne Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays., - In Wyoming it is illegal to tattoo a horse with the intent of making it unrecognizable to its owner.+2

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Where does this stupid laws by state data come from?
Rankodex compiles it from World Population Review and the primary sources it cites: The most ridiculous law in every state - Business Insider; Dumb Laws List - Pacific Grove Unified School District.